"Why does Coach keep ordering Dominos at halftime?"
"I feel as empty inside as this blank white wall."
"Does leaving Philly mean I have to find a new book club?"
"It was that nightmare again: sunset, me alone on the life raft, thirty sharks splashing around in the water."
Andre Drummond finished up the last of the Pistons’ gatorade.
"In my darkest hours, I wonder if it will ever end. And if it does end, how will I know if I packed enough socks?"
"Who am I?"
Joakim Noah meant to get a haircut before the season started.
Nerlens wasn’t able to watch any Fresh Prince reruns tonight.
"Why don’t people call me Linsanity any more?"